I realize it’s only Monday…but I don’t think this will be topped.
“We have no f***ing idea what these dolphins are saying. They could be shooting the sh!t or singing or talking smack about seals. We have no idea!”
Well, played, NPR, well played. Best April Fool’s prank of the day.
Now I want one
Jenster's Adventures 
I once drove my car into the lake. As it turns out, it was not amphibious.
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