My brother just lost a few more cool points for never drawing me an alpaca.
…Believe it or not getting the horny clap of approval from any guy does not improve my day. It actually creeps me out. So guys, get some impulse control ’cause I got shit to do. – Jessica Williams, I need to be her friend
If a panda is that clever I say, “how do they know its a panda?” – Paula Poundstone’s thoughts on the Panda who faked her pregnancy to get perks from the zookeepers
Hello Kitty is not a cat…She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. – Christine Yano, Hello Kitty Scholar Ummmm, how do I get a job as a Hello Kitty Scholar?!?!
These racist countertops are not conducive to my drinking habit – Niki, my mini-me.
Hey, watch my nuts – Guy at work who literally put his nuts on my desk
I don’t want a llama. Llamas are gross. And don’t tell me I just haven’t found the right llama yet.
THEY CAN MAKE A DUCK FACE!
I do. – The New Mrs. Thomas
Add 11 Bowls of Chili! Wednesday 10/9 – 3 Bowls Thursday 10/10 – 3 Bowls Saturday 10/11 – 4 Bowls Breakfast Chili (courtesy of Missy) Dinner Chili (Courtesy of Vanessa)* *actual photo of dinner chili taken by Lisa Miller….it is MIA but we have witnesses! Plus I think we both had seconds on the breakfast […]
It’s ok. I was white! I have a festive jingle between my legs She knows more about sperm than anyone in the yurt.
Are you the mascot? The replacement? -Andrea, to the grossest Chippendale ever Speaking of Chip ‘n’ Dale…