A negative mind will never give you a positive life – Sign just before the mile 5/36 Aid Station at Bandera 100k.

Must get accustomed to running with altitude sickness. Only one way at sea level: hangovers. – Kynan Matz, Man of Genius     Or run a 100 miles!

I’ve always found the concept of breasts bothersome. If all goes according to plan, they will fulfill their intended function for about three of the 70 years that I have them. The rest of the time, they alternate between getting in my way and embarrassing me. – Adrienne So, heard on Wait Wait Dont Tell Me […]