Quote of the Week – 1/14
Hey Taco Bell…The Illuminati is not a frivolous subject – Charlie Daniels Best response to a Taco Bell Ad ever… Hey Taco BellThe Illuminati is not a frivolous subject — Charlie Daniels (@CharlieDaniels) January 9, 2018
Quote of the Week – 1/7
We have taken steps…to prevent recurrence of corned beef sandwiches in future flights. – NASA administrator James Webb to Congress RIP John Young, the man who was reprimanded by congress for smuggling a sandwich into space
Quote of the Week – 12/31/17
PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS NOT YOUR PENIS! Line from Shorland Street, winner of New Zealand’s Quote of the Year I’ve been slacking. I want to start posting things I hear and read that make me happy again…
Quote of the Week – 3/2
I like the medal. It’s bumpy. Like the road Barefoot Eddie
Quote of the Week – 1/19
Because Alfalfa already had sprouts named after him and Spanky pancakes sounds dirty. – Elizabeth, responding to the age-old question: why is Buckwheat the only member of the Little Rascals to have a pancake named after him?
Quote of the Week – 1/12
If you don’t fall down I’m going to trip you! – Paul, my Weymouth Woods 100k running buddy who fell twice in the first 50k…I didn’t fall until mile 40 (but quickly exceeded 2) Upright and fairly fresh
Quote of the Week – 12/29
2015 Goals Blah Blah Blah Cuss Less <—–Fuck This One – The Rock.
Quote of the Week – 12/22
Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to: Take-backsies – I’m pretty sure Cards Against Humanity is one reason I’m going to Hell.
Quote of the Week – 12/15
And he’s not just pulling his pants up…the guy actually sells belts. That’s how devoted he is to the cause of raised pants! – Jessica Williams, putting Hannity in his place. I think she needs her own show.
Quote of the Week – 12/8
Jenny declares GU to be tastiest treat ever. – Garbanzo I’m not sure this was the best thing I’ve heard or read all week…but this was definitely the best thing I’ve seen all week:
Quote of the Week – 12/1
I’m sorry I suck at whipping pussy – Abby, whose bib said “Pussy Whipper” because mine said: Post Race Beer made everything all better
Quote of the Week – 11/24
A Lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. It’s like a personality fedora. An internal fedora. It’s their Fedaura. – I love Tumblr.
Quote of the Week – 11/17
Tell the pain to shut up, you’re not done yet – Joe Prusaitis, convincing a runner to not DNF Wild Hare 50
Quote of the Week – 11/10
it was a great reminder to me of what it’s like to feel omitted in the absolute absence of any hostility or ill feeling. It was a reminder that some of the time, feeling not seen in a work that you’re watching or hearing or reading is not reminiscent of being insulted or consciously blown […]
Quote of the Week – 11/3
If my numbers come up I’m strapping a penguin to my chest and I’m taking to the skies. F*&K you, Evolution! I decide who flies!!! – John Oliver, in a good piece on lotteries but I’m stuck on the penguin