Because Alfalfa already had sprouts named after him and Spanky pancakes sounds dirty. – Elizabeth, responding to the age-old question: why is Buckwheat the only member of the Little Rascals to have a pancake named after him?
If you don’t fall down I’m going to trip you! – Paul, my Weymouth Woods 100k running buddy who fell twice in the first 50k…I didn’t fall until mile 40 (but quickly exceeded 2) Upright and fairly fresh
2015 Goals Blah Blah Blah Cuss Less <—–Fuck This One – The Rock.
Life for the American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to: Take-backsies – I’m pretty sure Cards Against Humanity is one reason I’m going to Hell.
And he’s not just pulling his pants up…the guy actually sells belts. That’s how devoted he is to the cause of raised pants! – Jessica Williams, putting Hannity in his place. I think she needs her own show.
A Lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. It’s like a personality fedora. An internal fedora. It’s their Fedaura. – I love Tumblr.
it was a great reminder to me of what it’s like to feel omitted in the absolute absence of any hostility or ill feeling. It was a reminder that some of the time, feeling not seen in a work that you’re watching or hearing or reading is not reminiscent of being insulted or consciously blown […]