Monthly Archives: September 2014
Even if couched as a compliment, “exotic” does not say I am beautiful. It says I am beautiful in spite of, or perhaps because of, my race. If you want to compliment a woman whose ethnicity you can’t quite place, call her beautiful, because she is. If you ask me about my race, be transparent […]
If you can’t read the title to the tune of “My Sherona” stop reading because I dont want to share this with you. Kidding! (maybe) I know everyone’s still patiently waiting for reports on a gazillion races. Or you’re like “WTF, this report’s over 9 months old…didnt care then, dont care now.” But I’ll just assume it’s […]
I just go with whatever diet advertises the skinniest guy holding up the fattest pair of pants. – How to pick a diet according to fake people on The Onion Me too, Kevin. Me too.
My brother just lost a few more cool points for never drawing me an alpaca.
…Believe it or not getting the horny clap of approval from any guy does not improve my day. It actually creeps me out. So guys, get some impulse control ’cause I got shit to do. – Jessica Williams, I need to be her friend
If a panda is that clever I say, “how do they know its a panda?” – Paula Poundstone’s thoughts on the Panda who faked her pregnancy to get perks from the zookeepers
I promised Bangle I’d blog about Hood to Coast and I cant really do that without talking about Waldo first. I really don’t know what I was thinking when I signed up. I loved every second of the Bandera 100k and you can’t go wrong hanging out with Mild Sauce and the Matzes, even if […]