Monthly Archives: April 2014
Quote of the Week – 4/21
There’s a whole list of things I would probably change about myself. For example, I’m always trying to lose 15 pounds. But I never need to be skinny. I don’t want to be skinny. I’m constantly in a state of self-improvement but I don’t beat myself up over it. – Mindy Laling, I love her […]
I want an Alpaca Part 4
I don’t want a llama. Llamas are gross. And don’t tell me I just haven’t found the right llama yet.
Quote of the Week – 4/6
This platonic penis pat could turn legit at any moment – Stephanie to Brian. Never a dull moment when my friends and I get pho
Quote of the Week – 3/30
He’s not pacing anyone. Unless the pace is “STOP” – Random Dude around 3:45 am @ Umstead 100
Quote of the Week – 3/17
There once was a hero named Ruthie, Who wanted so bad to self-roofie. She pulled out the shine, bought a pill for a dime, and took shots till her hair got all poofy. – A limerick by Mr Matz Hopefully Sauce is holding shine if she sees this and wants to punch me
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