Monthly Archives: February 2014
I’m sick of your autocorrect calling me “Trash.” Add me to the dictionary, please! – My friend Tash, which is short for Natasha, not trash
Hey, get offa my cloud, man! I’m dancing between the raindrops! – Matthew McConaughey, Haters gonna hate
How to have someone not sit next to you: You just sprinkle crumbs on the seat – Brian Babylon, What to do when someone is eyeing the seat next to you on a plane, train, or Sochi Bathroom Best $2 ever spent!