You sound like a nice person, what are you doing on the internet? – Reddit user queefbee
I think there are other reasons it would be difficult for a dinosaur to play the piano…starting with there were no pianos. – Alonzo Boden Poor T-rex with its small arms and big head.
Hey Taco Bell…The Illuminati is not a frivolous subject – Charlie Daniels Best response to a Taco Bell Ad ever… Hey Taco BellThe Illuminati is not a frivolous subject — Charlie Daniels (@CharlieDaniels) January 9, 2018
We have taken steps…to prevent recurrence of corned beef sandwiches in future flights. – NASA administrator James Webb to Congress RIP John Young, the man who was reprimanded by congress for smuggling a sandwich into space
PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS NOT YOUR PENIS! Line from Shorland Street, winner of New Zealand’s Quote of the Year I’ve been slacking. I want to start posting things I hear and read that make me happy again…
It’s been a while and I’ve been up to no good. Running hasn’t been very enjoyable this year (other than a few marathons in March) and I haven’t felt like sharing my misery. But I’ll share this miserable run because it’s 100 frickin miles and you gotta share that ish. On paper, the race seemed so […]
Because you should trust the choices of people who choose to run ultramarathons. Ian Chillag, reviewing pizza flavored gu Actually, we just eat real pizza….
This is starting to hurt. Niki, at mile 97 of her first 100 Miler (Sub 24!)
A Stupid Hot Hilly Little Run in the Park The RD says, “I guarantee suck ass conditions and a fun time.” What more do you want? It was hot. It was hilly. It was awesome. LET ME GO ON…. August 3, 2014 I’m a huge fan of a race that requires entrants to write a […]
By now most of what can be said about Marshall has been said. Between countless blogs and Facebook postings, what else can I add to the story? The answer is: NOT MUCH…but I figure I need to post something to remember what really was an epic weekend…so I give you – My top moments of Loopfest WV […]
Here is Part 1, in case you missed it. The three crazies pulled into Raleigh close to 8 pm, stopped to grab some food, and headed to Hotel Jenster. I think we were all a bit broken from the heat at Savannah and so worried about the race in the morning, it was almost forgotten we […]
It started the way most of my running adventures start, bouncing texts back and forth with a friend until it snowballs into something epic… Rock’n’Roll sent an email (that somehow got past my spam filter) offering $29 off a race on Leap Day, so I texted my friend JJ asking if she wanted to meet […]
Sorry for the delay…you know I’m a bit of a slacker. Let’s start a week before TCM. *Announcer Voice* Previously on Jenster’s Blog…… Lake Hinson 24hr Race Report I quit at still feelin good at 22 laps. 33 and a half miles. A distance PR! …week 60.1… Sept 144.1. Three distance PRs…the week before Twin […]
‘ve had a hard time writing this and making it fun. Because not finishing really, really sucks. I’m still kinda mopey about my first DNF…so, I hope you guys are willing to play along (GUILT TRIP!). You know you have work you’re trying to avoid…so get out a pen and paper and number it 1-25…fill […]
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Clearly Dickens wasn’t talking about doing 2 50ks in July because only an idiot would do that. But you all know I’m not very smart. Here’s your 2 in 1 Ultra Report. Afton is long, Rosaryville short. But in a nutshell, here’s how […]