You sound like a nice person, what are you doing on the internet? – Reddit user queefbee
I think there are other reasons it would be difficult for a dinosaur to play the piano…starting with there were no pianos. – Alonzo Boden Poor T-rex with its small arms and big head.
Hey Taco Bell…The Illuminati is not a frivolous subject – Charlie Daniels Best response to a Taco Bell Ad ever… Hey Taco BellThe Illuminati is not a frivolous subject — Charlie Daniels (@CharlieDaniels) January 9, 2018
We have taken steps…to prevent recurrence of corned beef sandwiches in future flights. – NASA administrator James Webb to Congress RIP John Young, the man who was reprimanded by congress for smuggling a sandwich into space
PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS NOT YOUR PENIS! Line from Shorland Street, winner of New Zealand’s Quote of the Year I’ve been slacking. I want to start posting things I hear and read that make me happy again…
It’s been a while and I’ve been up to no good. Running hasn’t been very enjoyable this year (other than a few marathons in March) and I haven’t felt like sharing my misery. But I’ll share this miserable run because it’s 100 frickin miles and you gotta share that ish. On paper, the race seemed so […]
Because you should trust the choices of people who choose to run ultramarathons. Ian Chillag, reviewing pizza flavored gu Actually, we just eat real pizza….